Thursday, March 10, 2011

Batman

Comic freak...I never really followed the Batman story although all the comic heroes, he is my favorite and if a real Batman is alive, I would marry that guy. Seriously, he is strong, rich and smart, and do you know, Batman can even sing???? Hahaha, mataas talaga ang standard ko, won't settle with someone like Superman, faster than a speeding bullet, mamaya kung san pa siya mabilis, if you know what i mean, hahahaha, or with Scott Summers, ampota, dinaig pa si Randy Santiago sa pagtatago sa shades niya and seriously beyond that, what is Scott Summers good for and he has been cheating with Jean Grey din naman, so whatever. Or with Spiderman, mamaya, accidentally pa niya akong mapatay just like what he did with his blond girlfriend that I never liked so I don't care, saka masyadong madrama buhay ni Spiderman na never din naging sila ni Mary

 Jane, yeah, they were married but something happened, basta super tragic talaga. 
Whatever, at least normal pati si Batman, hindi siya mutant or alien or nakagat ng radioactive insect and that's what amazes me about him, he may not have super powers but he can be a hero. I know it's because he has money and their company has something to do with technology stuff so he has a lot of access but come on, sa dami ng bilyonaryo sa mundo natin ngayon, sino ang nagawa ng ganyan na nalabas ka sa gabi ng nakacostume natulong. Actually me nagawa niyan sa ngayon sa states eh, as in with the costume and all, helping people from the littlest of things hanggang sa pagcall out ng mga drug dealers and they are not even billionaires so ang point ko, the best talaga si Batman. Ang hindi ko lang gusto sa kanya eh yung he won't let go of his stupid cape. I mean, he never settled down, he only had a love child with some girl and in earth-two, he had Helena

 Wayne with Selina Kyle but guys, that's earth two. He lived in Wayne Manor but in the Silver Ages, he  had to move to a penthouse atop the Wayne Foundation. See, he is also charitable, besides the Wayne Industries, he does his charity work through Wayne Foundation; other things to note about Batman, he had sidekicks (Robin and Batgirl) and a butler who also assisted him with his escapades. Alfred Pennyworth, the English butler who raised Bruce, (though it was also said that Philip Wayne,his uncle raised him after his parents' death) and assisted him at the time that he has still no Robin and Lucius Fox who helps Bruce with his company and Batman with his suit and gadget are notable characters too. I have seen a lot of version of Batman adventures sa cartoons growing up pero talagang mapapansin mo na he's so smart like he never goes out there without a Plan B, plan C and he's just super smart. Meron akong isang episode na napanood, forgot which version that was, sa Cartoon Network ko napanood, about Mr. Freeze, he knew that after 1000 years, Mr. Freeze would come back and alam din niyang, kahit anong galing at yaman niya, wala na siyang magagawa about it but he was still able to come up with a plan in order for him to protect Gotham sa pagbabalik ni Mr. Freeze. After Batman RIP, Bruce's returns and decided that he will have Batman to do its cause globally and therefore, Batman Inc begins... hehe. 
For those who doesn't know, the origins of Batman, it all begun when Joe Chill killed his parents after watching the movie. It never made sense to me,they are socialites,in Gossip Girl, those kids always just hail a cab or they have a ride or something but I don't understand why the family have to be in some kind of an alley, grrrr. Anyway, if it weren't for the death of Thomas and Martha Wayne, no Batman. Bruce chose the bat costume because he wants to strike fear and terror in the hearts of the criminals or something to that effect. Anyways, we know the story of how he fights the crime in Gotham and against Joker, Two-face, Riddle, Penguin, others so let's discuss other things that most people would not know about Batman. First, in the Golden Age, he and Superman become honorary members of Justice Society of America which includes, 

Hawkman, Flash, Green Lantern and others. Haha. In Silver Age, the concept of Earth-Two was introduced, he and Superman worked together, founded the Justice League, we met Joker and Ra's al Ghul, a terrorist. Dick Grayson becomes Nightwing. Batman also founded Outsiders, these are also group of Superheroes that "would not normally fit the norms of superhero community". I don't know what that means, I was disinterested with that group knowing that their relationship with batman was strained and he eventually left them on their own. Batman had sidekicks; Dick Grayson, Jason Todd and Tim Drake, fourth Robin is a girl named Stephanie Brown, Tim Drake's girlfriend and the fifth Robin, Damian Wayne, the love child with some girl. As for the Batgirl, Kathy Kane was Batwoman and her niece was the first Batgirl and then Barbara Gordon, Helena Bertenelli, who also became the Huntress and is usually confused with Helena Wayne because they were both Huntress. Barbara and Helena are members of Birds of Prey.Cassandra cain was the next to become Batgirl and after Batman's apparent death, Stephanie Brown becomes Batgirl.  
Kahit naman ganyan si Batman, marami naman siyang love interest. In the beginning of Batman strips, he was engaged with Julie Madison, a socialite but they split up after Batman realized that he wanted more out of his life, he has to do things and not just be a playboy millionaire/billionaire. Linda Page, a woman that he dated after Julie. Next is Vicki Vale, she works for the Gotham Gazette and just reports what Batman does, pretty much like what Lois Lane does for Superman. I know there's this Batman in Earth-two, a parallel universe, where he married Selina Kyle a.k.a the Catwoman and they had Helena Wayne, a.k.a, the Huntress as their kid. I like this universe because one, I like Selina for Bruce and two, it seems like a happy ending although Selina and Bruce ended up dying, at least they lived a somewhat normal life. Due to homoeroticism accusation 

between Batman and Robin, they created a love interest for Batman, Kathy Kane who is the first Batwoman and her niece, Bette Kane is the first Batgirl. Talia Al-gul, the mother of Damian Wayne, was the daughter of a villain. Obviously, Batman has a thing for the bad girls, besides dating Catwoman, he and Poison Ivy had a sexual tension, and he and Harley Quinn just had something and was involved with Nocturna/Natalia Knight who became Jason Todd's surrogate mother. He also dated normal girls after, Silver St. Cloud, a socialite, deduced that she was dating Batman decided to split up with him, Rachel Caspian, the girl who Bruce was willing to give up his crime-fighting days for. There's actually a long list of girls, you can always look them up. :)

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